Oh wow, I'm actually kinda surprised you scrolled down this far...that's awesome! My name's Chris, and I'm so excited to tell you about my game! It’s a ‘90s-inspired adventure platformer about the totally normal adventures I went on as a chubby kid back in 1995 - traveling the world, learning useful abilities, and, naturally, getting kidnapped and turned into a balloon by cartoon villains. Thankfully, I escaped and learned to use my transformation as a kind of superpower. I got to learn all kinds of cool stuff - how to throw fireballs and lightning, how to bounce around like a basketball and rocket around the earth. It's a neat story...I think. I really hope you'll enjoy it - I had a lot of fun making it!
Uncover a sinister story in a quirky, cartoon-like universe.
Explore 9 locations around the world in any order you please, plus the Kingdom of Lost Balloons and more!
Build Chris from a weak kid into the ultimate hero by upgrading him with unique special moves and abilities that you can customize to your style.
Learn (or purchase) increasingly powerful spells and techniques.
Battle bizarre villains across the globe, including samurai cats, cyborg penguins and whiny vampires.
Float or fall through unique platforming challenges.
Two additional full game modes, including bonus content - a more difficult and humorous Mean Mode, and Developer Commentary.
A variety of unlockable content and secrets to discover, including an in-depth backstory.
Numerous difficulty settings, including "Ridiculously Easy" for players who prefer to never die, and "Hard for No Reason" for crazy people.
Snort out loud with a game chock-full of laughs.
系统需求WindowsmacOSSteamOS + Linux最低配置:
操作系统 *: Windows XP SP2+
处理器: SSE2 instruction set support
内存: 2 GB RAM
显卡: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3 capabilities
DirectX 版本: 9.0
存储空间: 需要 1 GB 可用空间*2024 年 1 月 1 日（PT）起，Steam 客户端将仅支持 Windows 10 及更新版本。最低配置:
操作系统: Mac OS X 10.9+
处理器: SSE2 instruction set support
内存: 2 GB RAM
显卡: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3 capabilities
存储空间: 需要 1 GB 可用空间最低配置:
操作系统: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
处理器: SSE2 instruction set support
内存: 2 GB RAM
显卡: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3 capabilities
存储空间: 需要 1 GB 可用空间
